Me looking for articles to cite in my paper that I totally procrastinated on
me changing my paper topic a week before it’s due
Mcr is like an ex that messages you “wyd” everytime you’re about to get over them
Amazon whys my cock so small
you gotta say “alexa” first bro
Alexa kill this clown
ppl be like “im intellectual bc i dont drink or go to parties” literally all your favourite authors were doing cocaine all the time. except actually probably not bc we know u only read harry potter and jk rowling’s drug of choice is transmisogyny
when u are lonely and its summer: *realizes truth about self* *realizes truth about self* *re
niacinamides-deactivated2020010:
nooooooooo dont buy st ives apricot scrub youre so sexy aha
